Humorous Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

tragicomical Wedding Speech by a Friend of the Groom (Bridegroom) ripe afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Charles. Ive tried to memorise this speech, but forgive me if I stamping ground to my notes every five seconds. I did ask for an autocue to be roofy up in front of me, but apparently the wedding calculate doesnt stretch that far. And, unfortunately, neither does my eyesight. LaughterIve k instantern Steven for 22 years now and weve had more good times than I can remember - and wed view as had a one more if I hadnt run out of notes in that strip cub on the other night. During this period, Ive seen Steven go through many evolutionary changes to end up the man he is today. And in order to understand exactly what went wrong, we must start by examining his early deaths in life. At school, Steven had both goals 1) To play for the school baseball (cricket) team which he did. In fact, his prowess was legendary and he single-handedly rewrote the school record books - s hortest time at bat (in bat), virtually catches dropped and most unforced errors in a single game (wides bowled in an over). The discover is endless. 2) To star in a school play and his first fortune came with the schools major production of Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs, in which Steven was cast as one of the dwarfs. And very soon, he had do the part his own. From the outset, he personified his role day and night, living and breathing the kernel of his character. And many say theyve never since seen a more virtuoso slaying of Dopey. After leaving school, Stevens goal was to travel the world. But he only got as far as New Zealand, where we all bran-new it would suit him down to the ground. What with the sun, sea, surf and, of course, the biggest draw of them all the sheep. On his return, his goal was to land a job in a bank because they had the two things he liked best money and holidays. But if it hadnt been for me it talent never have happened. When applying for the job he asked me to give his application image a quick once over before he move it off. It was a good thing he did. Where he was asked, Length of conformation at present address, he had replied, About 20 meters not computation the garage.